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Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.

imsoshive:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hypnus:

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

canarylex:

Lmfaoooo

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

chunkylover97:

The other day some kid from my school sent me a direct message on Instagram saying “hey Julie you should text me some time” and it had his number but I never responded or text him and the message disappeared lol

grumpysalmon:

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

partyintheurl:

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acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY